If you're reading this, you're not Christian. You probably don't even recognize that Jesus ever existed.

Anyway, I was thinking maybe a bunch of us could get together next year and every Christmas after that and do something. The Christians are having their fun and we have absolutely nothing to do, so why not?

BTW, apparently Facebook has a daily wall post limit of about 350. I was trying to write "Merry Christmas!" on the walls of every single one of my 697(last time I checked) Facebook friends. After two long hours I got to the letter L in the alphabet (last names) and I got warning messages saying my account will be suspended if I keep posting on people's Walls because I'm almost past the limit. First of all, why does Facebook even HAVE a wall limit. And second, yes, it does take two hours to copy and paste on the Walls of 350 people (even with Firefox tabs).

Dear everybody,

STOP SENDING ME FACEBOOK APPS. It's absolutely ridiculous how many apps there are and more are being created every day. Do we really need 15 million widgets or three extra walls? How many of us actually care about horoscopes? Trakzor only works if those people have it installed. Why even bother with iLike? Do we really need to know every little thing that everyone else is doing? NO!

Nevertheless, people are completely obsessed with this crap and I am sick of it. I'm not sending anybody any more invitations and I ask that you don't either.

Do we really need another Myspace?